Islamic Peeping Toms
12 June, 2005
Note: This article may be a satire
Apostle of God had great taste in women and only selected the ones with good looks and great figure (later in life, when he had power and choice). Selection and acquiring of Zaynab, his first cousin and his adopted son Zaid's wife emphasizes this point. Zainab had a beautiful face, but only after seeing her in the nude and liking what he saw, he chose to acquire her.
This is what TABARI says in "History of Tabari" Vol 8:
"One day Muhammad went out looking for Zayd. Now there was a covering of hair cloth over the doorway, but the wind had lifted the covering so that the doorway was uncovered. Zaynab was in her chamber, undressed, and admiration for her entered the heart of the Prophet. After that Allah made her unattractive to Zayd.'"
ordered their union thru Q 33.37
His 24/7 sex life was also known in Madina..
"The Prophet used to visit all his wives in a round, during the day and night and they were eleven in number." I asked Anas, "Had the Prophet the strength for it?" Anas replied, "We used to say that the Prophet was given the strength of thirty (men)."
He also enjoyed taking baths with his young and beautiful wives.
Bukhari, Book 003, Number 0629:
'A'isha reported: I and the Messenger (may peace be upon him) took a bath from the same vessel and our hands alternated into it in the state that we had had sexual intercourse.
Bukhari, Book 003, Number 0630:
'A'isha reported: I and the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) took a bath from one vessel which was placed between me and him and he would get ahead of me, so that I would say: Spare (some water for) me, spare (some water for) me; and she said that they had had sexual intercourse.
Bukhari, Book 003, Number 0631:
Ibn Abbas said: Maimuna (the wife of the Holy Prophet) reported to me that she and the Apostle of Allah (may peace be upon him) took a bath from one vessel.
All the above factors attracted many peeping Toms to his huts. Many enjoyed the views and action without ever being caught but some did get caught and got bloody eyes.
Bukhari, Volume 9, Book 83, Number 38a:
A man peeped into one of the dwelling places of the Prophet. The Prophet got up and aimed a sharp-edged arrow head (or wooden stick) at him to poke him stealthily.
Anas b. Malik reported that a person peeped in some of the holes (in the doors) of Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him)..
Narrated Sahl bin Sa'd As-Sa'idi:
A man peeped through a hole in the door of Allah's Apostle's house, and at that time, Allah's Apostle had a Midri (an iron comb or bar) with which he was rubbing his head. So when Allah's Apostle saw him, he said (to him), "If I had been sure that you were looking at me (through the door), I would have poked your eye with this (sharp iron bar)
One such peeping tom, Abu Ayyub Ansari, spent the night peeping into the tent where the 57 year old apostle was spending the night with gorgeous 17 year old Safia, acquired earlier in the day in the Khaibar raid. However Ayyub was smart and talked his way out when he was caught with his pants down. Read on:
According to a muslim wesbite muslimunited.org (minus the sugar coating)
"Safiyah was captured in the Khaibar raid and was claimed by the apostle as his share of booty.. She was then seventeen. She was groomed and made-up for the Prophet by Umm Sulaim, the mother of Anas ibn Malik. They spent the night there. In the early dawn, the Prophet suspected some movement near the tent (during the night he was too involved to notice). He went out to enquire (lucky for Ayyub that apostle was on the road and did not have a sharp edged arrow handy) and saw Abu Ayyub (apparently Abu Ayyub did not get a captured woman in that raid). He asked him what he was doing near his tent.He replied: "I was afraid for you with this young lady. You had killed her father, her husband and many of her relatives, and till recently she was an unbeliever. I was really afraid for you on her account and was guarding you". The Prophet (either bought the lie or felt pity for the horny man who had put his life on line in the raid yet was without a captured woman and spent the night drooling) prayed for Abu Ayyub al-Ansari (Ibn Hisham, p. 766)
Apostle was so sick and tired of the horny men trying to violate his privacy that finally he made the law that eyes of peeping Toms can be put out.
Muslim,Book 025, Number 5370:
Abu Huraira reported having heard Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) say: He who peeped into the house of people without their consent, it is permissible for them to put out.
Well prophets huts had the best looking women and most action in Madina. You cannot blame the peeping Toms.
NEVER A DULL MOMENT
Allah had given the apostle libido of 30 men (as mentioned in one hadith above).He had so much energy that he did not leave them alone even during their periods..
Narrated 'Abdur-Rahman bin Al-Aswad:
(on the authority of his father) 'Aisha said: "Whenever Allah's Apostle wanted to fondle anyone of us during her periods (menses), he used to order her to put on an Izar and start fondling her." 'Aisha added, "None of you could control his sexual desires as the Prophet could."
When ever Allah's Apostle wanted to fondle any of his wives during the periods (menses), he used to ask her to wear an Izar.
Although Apostle had sex with any of his wives whenever he wanted, but as a general rule he assigned one day for each wife. Slave girls did not get a separate day but were squeezed in whenever possible (Once, he found his wife Habsa gone and her bed empty so he grabbed slave girl Maria and pulled her into the empty bed for a quickie, but Habsa walked in during action and went berserk. Almighty had to intervene with Q66.1-(Bukhari 3/43/6348).
Apostle, in order to spread the cheer, used to invite all his wives to come and watch when he was in bed with one of them. Once while making love to Ayesha he wanted to grab Zainab who was standing next to the bed and watching. This did not go very well with Ayesha who was the youngest and of very possessive nature. A shouting match started between Ayesha and Zainab. The altercation continued till early morning and apostle had to leave for fajr prayer without finishing the job.
Bukhari, Book 008, Number 3450:
Anas (Allah be pleased with him) reported that Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) had nine wives. So when he divided (his stay) with them, the turn of the first wife did not come but on the ninth (day). They (all the wives) used to gather every night in the house of one where he had to come (and stay that night). It was (the night when he had to stay) in the house of 'A'isha (Allah be pleased with her), when Zainab came there. He (the Holy Prophet) stretched his hand towards her (Zainab), whereupon she ('A'isha) said: It is Zainab. Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) withdrew his hand. There was an altercation between the two until their voices became loud (and it was at that time) when Iqama was pronounced for prayer. There happened to come Abu Bakr and he heard their voices and said: Messenger of Allah, (kindly) come for prayer, and throw dust in their mouths. So the Prophet (may peace be upon him) went out.
WIN WIN SITUATION
Apostle had practical solutions for all problems. In one case a household freed slave (Salim) of Abu Hudaifa, an aging arab, became adult . Abu Hudaufa had a young and pretty wife. Naturally he was getting worried that Salim, a young and battle hardened stud (he had already participated in Badr war), could scew his wife in his absence.He started harassing his wife about this matter. His wife told of this problem to the apostle. The apostle with all his wisdom solved the problem which made every one happy. He recommended that Salim suckle the breasts of Hudaifa's wife which will make her unlawful for him. Hudaifa agreed to apostles solution and made Salim suckle his wives breasts. This made every one happy.. Old man Hudaifa was happy that his wife was now unlawful for Salim and he could go on business trips leaving them alone. Hudaifa's wife was happy that her husband was off her back. Salim was more than happy to oblige and suckle Hudiafa's wives breasts.. Apostle was a genius.
'A'isha (Allah be pleased with her) reported that Salim, the freed slave of Abu Hadhaifa, lived with him and his family in their house. Hudaifas's wife came to Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) and said: Salim has attained (purbety) as men attain and he understands what they understand, and he enters our house freely, I, however, perceive that Hudaifa is getting suspicious of Salim and me.Wereupon Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) said to her: Suckle him and you would become unlawful for him, and (the rankling) which Abu Hudhaifa feels in his heart will disappear. She returned and said: So I suckled him, and what (was there) in the heart of Abu Hudhaifa disappeared.
AHEAD OF HIS TIME
Apostle was way ahead of his time. What he knew then science does not know even now. For instance science does not know that baby resembles the partner who discharges first and that female discharge is thin and yellow..
Anas b. Malik reported that Umm Sulaim narrated it that she asked the Apostle of Allah (may peace be upon him) about a woman who sees in a dream what a man sees (sexual dream). The Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon bi m) said: In case a woman sees that, she must take a bath. Umm Sulaim said: I was bashful on account of that and said: Does it happen? Upon this the Apostle of Allah (may peace be upon him) said: Yes (it does happen), otherwise how can (a child) resemble her? Man's discharge (i. e. sperm) is thick and white and the discharge of woman is thin and yellow..
HUNGRY MUSLIMS CAN USE THEIR SLAVE GIRLS FOR PROSTITUTION
Question and answer on a muslim website (islamonline):
Q: Can a slave girl be used for prostitution.
A: Sex with slave girls and captured women is halal according to ayas 4.3, 4.24, 23.6, 33.52, and 70.30 and many hadiths. However using them as prostitutes is only allowed if she agrees to it. But if she desires chastity (and likes to restrict sex only with you), you cannot force her. Force is allowed only under compulsion (such as hunger) as the following aya indicates (same way as Allah had allowed muslims to use prostitutes with temporary nikah under compulsion):
Qur'an 24:34 "Force not your slave-girls to whoredom (prostitution) if they desire chastity, that you may seek enjoyment of this life. [And here's the freedom-to-pimp card:] But if anyone forces them, then after such compulsion, Allah is oft-forgiving."
ISLAMIC WAY TO MAKE A WITNESS TALK
Islamic way to make a witness talk is to first soften him up by giving him/her a violent beating like you soften stool by giving stool softener. After that everything comes out easily. Following is an example in the case when Ayesha got lost on the way back from Mustaleeq raid and was accused of of having sex with a young jihadi who had found her up and had brought her back (while apostle was honey mooning with the newly acquired captured beauty Juavaria). Ayesha's slave girl Buraya was called as witness. It is said that the beating was so violent that poor Buyraya defecated in her abhaya before she talked. A hadith says:
Ishaq: 496 "Ask the slave girl; she will tell you the truth.' So the Apostle called Burayra to ask her. Ali got up and gave her a violent beating first, saying, 'Tell the Apostle the truth.'" Then she told the truth.
DIVINE PUNISHMENT FOR FOOLING AROUND WITH APOSTLE'S SLAVE GIRLS WAS AUTOMATIC LOSS OF MANHOOD
A man fornicated with one of apostle's slave girls (who had the honour of sleeping with Allah's apostle). This was a violation of privileged private parts, a serious offense punished by cutting off the offending penis by Jibraeel) (that is the reason the apostle prohibited the marriage of his widows and slave girls after his death, as he did not want the grooms to lose their manhood, disabling them to produce and to contribute to the growth of umma).
Anas reported that a person was charged with fornication with the slavegirl of Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him). Thereupon Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) said to 'Ali: Go and strike his neck. 'Ali came to him and he found him in a well making his body cool. 'Ali said to him: Come out, and as he took hold of his hand and brought him out, he found that his sexual organ had been cut. Hadrat 'Ali refrained from striking his neck. He came to Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) and said: Allah's Messenger, he does not even have the sexual organ with him (Ali did not know that Jibraeel had already taken care of him).