Islam Under Scrutiny by Ex-Muslims

Muhammad's Capture of Beautiful Slave-girl Juwairiya & Aisha's Adulterous Night-out

Note: The dialogues in this article is a fictitious enactment of events based on Islamic accounts.

The sneak attack on Jewish tribe of Bani Mustaleeq was a smashing success. Jihadis managed to kill many sleeping kuffars and grab abundant booty which included enslaved men, women and cattle. The immense booty was distributed among the jihadis after the prophet took his cut of 20 %.

Bukhari, 3:46:717

Prophet had suddenly attacked Bani Mustaliq without warning while they were heedless and their cattle were being watered at the places of water. Their men were killed and their women and children were taken as captives.

The muslim camp at night was buzzing with activities... Most men were having fun with their enslaved women and some with enslaved men (many men are bisexual in harsh desert male dominated society)... Some who only got cattle as booty were experimenting with their animals... Prophet was also busy with his share of slave girls in his large tent. Aisha shared the tent with the prophet and his slave girls from the raid...There were several men outside the prophet’s tent waiting for advise on their personal problems.

Prophet came out for Isha (evening) prayer and talked with the waiting jihadis.

Prophet: What is your problem Abu Zar?

Abu Zar: Rasulullah, I received a woman and her husband as my war booty. I made love to the woman while the husband was tied up nearby. I felt kind of guilty having sex with a married woman while her husband watched. . Can you tell me what I did was halal.

Prophet: “Yes it was halal activity which receives many blessings from Allah. Allah says in aya 4.24 that sex with married captured woman and slave girls is halal”.

Abu Said Khudri (and three other jihadis): Rasulullah We have received beautiful women as our booty. We want to sell them later after using them for a good price in Medina slave-market. But we worry we may impregnate them lowering their resale value. Is it halal to use withdrawal method (coitus interruptus) to avoid pregnancy under sharia?

Prophet: “Withdrawal method is ”makrooh” because no body can get pregnant without Allah’s order”.

Bukhari  3:34:432:

Narrated Abu Said Al-Khudri:

While he was with Allah's Apostle he said, "O Allah's Apostle! We got female captives as our share of booty, and we are interested in their prices, what is your opinion about coitus interrupt us?" The Prophet said, "Do you really do that? It is better for you not to do it. No soul that which Allah has destined to exist, but will surely come into existence.

Abdulla: Rasulullah, I did not get any man or a woman in my lot for booty, I am so horny, I feel like cutting off my penis.

Prophet: You cannot do that. If you did, your penis will complaint against you on the judgement day. It is better you acquire a woman for tonight with money...

Bukhari 7:62:130

Narrated 'Abdullah:

We used to participate in the holy battles led by Allah's Apostle and we had nothing (no wives) with us. So we said, "Shall we get ourselves castrated?" He forbade us that and then allowed us to get a women with a temporary contract.

Safwan Bin Muattal (a handsome young hulk): Rasulullah, I have been away from my wife for a long time. I only got two goats as booty in this raid. Don’t tell me to go to my goats as I have no taste for animals like some of the jihadis have... I am horny like hell. What can I do?...

Prophet: Why don’t you borrow a vagina from a friend...

Safwan: I doubt if any one will spare theirs. They are all very horny.

Prophet: Well then find a man. It is sunna to enjoy men...

Bukhari, 1183:

“Then the Prophet, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, opened his mouth and put his tongue in his mouth”.

Sunan Bayhaqi and Al Halabi explain:

According to this hadith, a man named Zahir, who used to declare that “the prophet loves me,” said that one day Muhammad crept unawares behind him and put him in a bear-hug. Zahir, alarmed, yelled, “Get off me!” After turning his head and discovering that it was Muhammad, he stopped struggling and proceeded to “push his back into the prophet’s chest—prayers and blessings upon him."

Sunan Abu Dawud (one of the six canonical hadith collections) notes that Muhammad lifted up his shirt for a man, who proceeded to kiss his entire torso, “from his bellybutton to his armpits.”

Safwan: Rasulullah, I never developed a taste for men.

Prophet: Then tough luck, you will have to stay horny.

The prophet then went inside his tent and grabbed one of his captured women and slipped into his bed.

A man Thabit Bin Qays showed up at the prophet’s tent with a gorgeous, young captive woman and started calling the prophet. Aisha came out.

Thabit: Is Rasulullah in the tent?

Aisha: Yes, but he is in bed with a slave-girl right now. Can I be of help?...

Thabit: This is Juavaria (Juwairiya), the daughter of the chief Harith, she fell to my lot as my booty... I decided to ransom her for 9 oaks of gold. She feels it is excessive which no body can pay. She wants Rasulullah’s help in this matter...

"when the prophetpeace be upon himdistributed the captives of Banu Al Mustaliq, she Juavaria) fell to the lot of Thabit ibn Qyas. She was married to her cousin, who was killed during the battle. She agreed to pay him nine okes of gold for her freedom. She was a very beautiful woman. She captivated every man who saw her. She came to the prophet-peace be upon him-, to ask for his help in the matter”

Aisha was stunned with the beauty of Juavaria and worried that her husband may help himself in this matter...

Aisha: (loudly) Rasulullah, if you are done with Salma can you come out and talk to this young lady...

Prophet had overheard the the talk and was curious... He came out and looked at the scantily dressed well-endowed beauty; he was overwhelmed by her looks and figure.

Prophet: Thabit did you already sleep with her?

Thabit: Rasulullah, I swear I did not even disrobe her.

Prophet: In that case, I will give you two camels and two slave-girls from my booty for her. That is worth more than 9 oaks of gold...

Thabit: It's a deal. she is all yours.

Prophet: Aisha, please give my slave-girls Salma and Barra to Thabit and tell Ali to hand him two camels from my booty in the morning...

Muslim 19:4292:

The Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) made a raid upon Banu Mustaliq while they were unaware and their cattle were having a drink at the water. He killed those who fought and imprisoned others. On that very day, he captured Juwairiya bint al-Harith.

Prophet then kicked out Aisha and other slave-girls from the tent to enjoy the consummation of Juavaria in complete privacy.

Aisha, the favourite child wife of the Prophet, was a spoiled brat and was very possessive. Sharing Prophet’s tent with a bunch of captured women was bad enough for her but getting kicked out from his tent for a newly bought slave-girl was very humiliating for her. She lost her head and angrily went straight to young handsome Safwan bin Muattal and talked to him in whispers.

During the journey back to Medina, Aisha sneaked out in the darkness of the evening during a stoppage for rest, and hid behind a bush till the caravan left without her. Safwan was the guy, who stayed back to collect what is left behind by mistake. He met her as was arranged... They spent the night under the stars making passionate love. Morning came too soon...

Aisha: Safwan, thank you. I had the best time of my life.

Safwan: No need to thank me, pleasure was all mine.. Where do I stand compared to Rasulullah? I hear Allah has given him the libido of thirty men.

Aisha: That is all hogwash to glorify him. He is a tired old man like all others. Now he gets turned on only by new girls and he gets plenty of them from raids. On top of that Medina women offer themselves to him all the times. With all that he is really stretched thin and totally drained when he comes to us.

Safwan: We better leave now and think of a good alibi.

Aisha: I will say I went for call of nature and lost my necklace and kept looking for it till morning. Nobody will doubt me.

Safwaan: That will work. And I will say I stayed back as my duty calls for, and found you sleeping.

Ayesha: Nobody will ever know of our sweet secret...

Next day in the afternoon during a rest stop, caravan people saw Safwan and Aisha arriving on a camel.

Abdullah bin Obay (the hypocrite): Holly cow! Safwan spent the last night with Aisha. He surely must have banged her...

Other Jihadis: that is what it appears... See how tired and sleepy they look, they must not have slept at all...

Abdullah: If I was him I wouldn’t sleep either.

Aisha and Safwan gave their stories. Every one doubted. Hardly anybody believed the lost necklace story. Prophet sent her back to Abu Bakar’s (her father) house. Everyone in Medina was talking about Aisha and Safwan’s night out... People started demanding stoning...

Aisha's father, later the first caliph, was a pillar Muhammad's mission; he could not spoil the relationship. The prophet decided to defend her from the charge of adultery and made up an aya, which required four male witnesses to prove an illegal sexual act.

That aya surely saved Aisha but has condemned innocent victims of rape ever since in Sharia lands. A serial rapist can walk into a ladies dorm and rape any number of girls he wants in front of all and walk out without ever getting punished. But the victims impregnated by the rapists get accused of adultery and stoned for lack of four male witnesses to prove the rape.

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